Τρίτη, 3 Ιανουαρίου 2012

DA BITCHEEZ FROM DAT SAMMA...2011

STALIDA-CRETE-HELLAS(GREECE)
(Ας με συγχωρέσουν οι αναγνώστες για λίγο,αλλά έχω υποσχεθεί στα παιδιά που ήμασταν μαζί στο ξενοδοχείο,ένα άρθρο που θα μιλάει γι' αυτούς και θα είναι στα αγγλικά για να με καταλαβαίνουν)

hey sluts and fags!!!remember me bitches?!!?I expect from all of you to leave your comments and also something about me at the end of the article...soooo


fuck you and let's get it on!!!

da bitches below appear in alphabetical order so that they won't think that I don't like someone more than another



Alex or Sambuca or I-drink-whateva-shit-comes-in-glass-wit-alcohol



Ma first bitch in da club!!!
This is the one and only person I saw in my fuckin' life,throwing up EVERYTHING in a 
bar-toilette,from yesterday's food to gasoline-alcohol and clean it up all by himself while drunk as fuck!!!
Alex is the typical club-animal that first messes everything up and then ask for details the next day.
Dat bitch can put you into fucking trouble just by breathing and doesn't really matter that he's generally a good kid,but hunging around with him means that you'll go to bed early...MORNING.
Well fuck you very much Alex and keep dancing like a troll!!



Adrian "da fat gay" or PARTARA RE MOUNIA




Dat bitch is the one that I saw standing by miracle on his feet even after drinking the whole fucking Danube in alcohol....of course after that he was showing us every 5 minutes what his stomach is made of.
He is the one that fucked Sambuca's Alpha Romeo with some beer,Jagermeister and sea-food
He has a very special style when we enter the club.He comes inside like he's "da king gangsta","big spender","ninja-lord" but in reality he's like a big BOBO KID with G.I.JOE-haircut that moves like he drunk 100 coffees and breaking EVERYONE'S balls.
When he looks at you,he's talking sweet and maybe you can get an orgasm...you start to think that you need a "backside parking"...but in reality HE'S THE BIG GAY!!!
ADE GAMISOU MALAKA,I LOVE YOU!!


Adrian "Adi the husban'a'bitch"



Adi is the loyal wif....ehhhh husband of Iulia "bits" (see below).He was the only true hard-rocker-metaler appart from me.He was always there like Mighty Mouse,Superman,or Super Mario to save everyones ass when we needed help.Also he saved some assholes' asses in the sea when they got almost drown...that's why he's da fakin' hero!!!!....the rest of his working time he was mainly masturbating...chasing his wife's ass everywhere...drinking cola and wearing funny-ass hats that made everyone laugh about it




Edgar "Eddie the big baby"







"ooooohhh shut da fuck up Eddie

was probably everyone's thought,when he was starting talking.
He was like the fucking angel on your right shoulder,telling you to do good stuff....yes...the one that you want to stick a big Mercedes Benz exhaust in his ass and close his mouth with a big mutant apple.
Imagine a tall blond overgrown baby that,no matter how many effords we made,HE NEVER GOT REALLY DRUNK!!!
Well fuck you!!!


George "Gigi the maitre's friend"



Our fragile little Gigi was
 al-fuckin'-ways so fuckin' happy....nothing could mess up his happiness and that scared the shit out of us.Always showing up in time for work.
But the scariest shit of all,was his dressing choises.
Where to start and where to finish?!!?!?
Raggy and slutty T-shirts,thin capri-trousers and a hair-style like the hurricane Katrina just passed over his head.
He was always the best friend of the card-phones and Romanian club music....aaaa....and Justin-fuckin'-Bieber...
I think I'm gonna puke fuck...

George "the king-bitch" Corona





Stay da fak away from DAT BIATCH...he's gonna fuck your brain with his "magical words",then will fuck your stomach with his drinking skills then he's gonna FAK your ass with his dancing skills (finger inside the throat) and if you take it all night with him,you're gonna end up in jail and fucked by all "da good guys".
Sambuca's best friend,he was always there to help him after a big drunk night....or was it the other way around?!!?!?Doesn't maitre ma friend.Regular ball-buster at the bar with his fuckin' "freddo essssspresssso medium"....faaaak


Iulia "Bits"





She is the husb....wife of Adi "the husban'a'bitch".She says she's smart and I say,her hair are smarter than her.
She could easily be a porn-star,but she chose to work with us....yeeeees....sooo much intelligence!!She might not be the prettiest but when she starts asking from people stuff,like a bitch ("bits" in greeklish),you can get a hard on and feel your dick make a tend  with your pants....that's what she thinks...she was making everyone fuckin' angry and that's how she got the "bitch" in her name


Laurentiu "Love radio"





....exactly!!!!
If you need a bullshit night with someone that can make you say scared:
 "I fuckin' don't know this guy!!!",
then you definitelly need Lauro!!!Crazy with fast cars and big party time,he was finishing his night,usually drunk,driving zig-zag his bicycle,making strange noises before he sleeps.The nightmare was starting when he was sleeping after a drink-night.It was like a fuckin' train inside your room.Epic will remain in our memories his Zoulou dances and his Tarzan screaming.When he grows up he will become a pimp in a monastery....with male monks!!!


Nicu "Bob the (virgin) builder-mechanic"







Give that bitch a teddy-bear,a hair-spray and a vibrator and he will repair your nuclear reactor in 5 minutes....or that's what he thinks.
Most probably you'll have a 
Fukushima no2!!!
Nicu when meets stupidity,just gives up and looks at you with the look "fuck that shit,I'm goin' home".His skill to say "fuck" and "suck my dick" even when he sleeps,has made him unwanted in every party.
And he knows everything about cars....EVERYTHING.He can talk for hours about that shit,that even the McLaren mechanics will tell him in the end: SHUT DA FAK UP.
He was the vice-president in our virgin-society:"right-hand club"


Paolo "Palo the dead beach-boy-terrorist"














His dream to become a porn-producer when he was 5 or 6 years old,seemed very small when he grew up.After all these years of success,he desided to make a few more millions by working as a beach-boy in the hotel.Life was easy for him there and very soon he became friends with the owner and all the senior managers...
And then he woke-up.
Palo is a heavy porn-addict and user of the best "greeklisss" language.His epic jokes (that only a very sick person could understand),was always bringing a cold wind in a hot summer day.Before he got his hair cut,he looked like Johnie Depp or even Jesus Christ,after the hair-cut he looked like a chiuaua that had a bad accident.


Zdenek "the blond Phantom"










He's tall...and he's blond....and he's white...no....HE IS NEON-WHITE,
always avoiding sun,thing that makes me think he's Edward from Twilight.His main charachteristic is that you would never know that he's behind you (that's why we called him "Phantom"),until it was too late...the bitch was so quiet.
Most probably when he'll grow up,he'll be a serial-killer,or following little underaged girls,fact that will put him to jail for some time!!
Always the "good kid" and even if the party was going crazy he would NEVER get his ass up to dance.Instead he would stand in a corner looking prettyyyy and waiting until a machine from god would put a pyssy on his dick...and that's how he was "the true virgin" 






THAT'S ALL BITCHES!!!!!
I WAIT FOR YOUR COMMENTS WITH YOUR NAME ON IT

14 σχόλια:

  1. The main subject and the word that wins in this page is the word alcohol ;) Only one girl in this staff , so a lot of masturbation in heliotrope ) Miss everybody of Anthousa , we spent a nice summer all together , i hope see you again next summer for holidays there )
    Happy new year malakes , kali xronia , and best wishes from Alex ;P

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  2. The photos are fucking amazing , good job Manos , the best is Laurentiu and Gigi with the flowers in Giorgio Armani campanie in Milano ;P

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  3. I'll take on the trend and post my answer in English. :P

    Your article just gave me ideas on writing about something similar. But I know that if I do that then the Russian Mob will put me on its hit list...

    Good job bro!

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  4. Φίλε εγώ θα πρωτοτυπήσω και θα γράψω στα Ελληνικά γιατί τα Αγγλικά μου είναι σκατά.
    Κωλολέει η φάση με τους φίλους. Εμένα δυστυχώς κάποιοι τσίνησαν και έπεσε λογοκρισία στα 2 ποστ που έχω κάνει. Ελπίζω να μην έχεις πρόβλημα.

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  5. Alex: I hope next summer you'll give me more "food" for a new article...be good bro!!

    Vampiria:don't use names in your article...I'm very very VERY interested to see what you're gonna write about!!

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  6. Perinio:δεν θα έχω κανένα πρόβλημα ρε(ελπίζω δηλαδή),γιατί τους έχω πει και τη γνώμη μου γι' αυτούς στη μάπα...απλά εδώ εκφράστηκε πιο...αρτιστίκ!!

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  7. Man, rigth now I'm not sure if I'm more offended by you calling me blond or virgin xD but honestly it's good to be remembered as a good kid and yea I'm still mothaphuckin' stealth xD

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  8. Ou yea and since now call me Zdenekidis "the Phanthom" :P

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  9. Kteo,it's all about alcohol my son!!

    Zdeni!!!!!You became Greek ma men!?!?!?!?I'm quite sure you're stealth...especially when riding your car!!!...I'm sure da police is still tryin' to catch ya!!!

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  10. iulia and adi ,,bitz family,,:))))mano you are to good to as...this is free comercial and everybody love`s the bitches..kisses from Romania a country full of BITCHEEZ:P

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  11. Merry happy year re bitsiz!!!!I love you and hope to see you again!!!!

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  12. Dude, in my opinion your articles sound more badass when written in english (although badass is something anyone must expect when reading you in any language). I see that you had a real "exhibition of character" around you this summer, haha. Πρέπει να πέρασες περίεργες φάσεις με δαύτους, από αυτά που διάβασα. Πάντως δεν είναι κακή ιδέα τα άρθρα στα αγγλικά, ίσως πρέπει να το λανσάρουμε περιοδικώς στην μπλογκόσφαιρα... godspeed, man και καλή χρονιά!

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  13. Ken I had the best fuckin' time with these guys during summer and mate a few articles in english is not a bad idea indeed,and you know that I've written before another one.Καλά να περνάς και ΠΕΡΙΜΈΝΩ ΣΎΝΤΟΜΑ ΆΡΘΡΟ ΣΟΥ!!!Τώρα ετοιμάζω άρθρο αφιερωμένο σ' εσάς,όπως τότε με τα ζώδια κλπ κλπ!!

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